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Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit (Miniature Editions)
Celebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes:
Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:Button 1 "The Story of Festivus":
- 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
- 5 Human Fund donation gift cards
- 2 magnets
Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!Button 2 "The Festivus Pole":
There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances":
Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!Button 4 "The Feats of Strength":
And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!
Seinfeld Card "The Human Fund" Gift Notification Card Pack of 5
George Costanza is one clever and shifty guy. Looking for the perfect gift to dodge buying a tangible item for a special occasion? Give the gift that keeps on giving and let your loved ones and co-workers know they are now proud supporters of "The Human Fund - Money for People." After all, it's the thought that counts, right? - Size: 4 x 6 inch postcard, single sided - Professionally printed on matte or glossy card stock - Chalkboard design, black & white - Pack of 5 cards
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Seinfeld - 9" Festivus Pole w/3 Postcard - Gift Set
Celebrate in style with this Festivus Desktop Pole and Greeting Card Set from Seinfeld! The 9" desktop pole is made of unadorned aluminum (which enjoys a very high strength-to-weight ration) on a simple wooden base. It comes with three 5x7" greeting cards adorned with assorted Festivus imagery. The cards are blank inside, so you can write your own message of non-commercial celebration, or simply air your grievances by mail.
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DirtyRagz Men's Festivus For The Rest Of Us T-Shirt 2XL Maroon
DirtyRagz offers the best selection of unique funny t-shirts and the largest selection of tuxedo shirts! We professionally SCREEN PRINT all of our shirts which produces a long-lasting quality product. You won't need to worry about fading and cracking over time because we DO NOT use direct to garment process and heat transfers. Many of our designs are available in a variety of colors and sizes for men, women, youth and infants. Check out our store to see them all!
Festivus for the Rest of Us Embroidered Skull Cap - Black
Skull Cap Beanie is made of Soft 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Knitted Acrylic Fabric - the Perfect Amount of Stretch for a Great Fit and Excellent Shape Retention. Front Embroidered design highlights this Spiffy and Stylish headwear.
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B1254 Box Set of 12 Festivus Oh Heck Funny Christmas Paper Cards with Envelopes - Parody Holiday Seinfeld
NobleWorks' humorous greeting cards have been making people blush since 1980 BC (Before eCards). We offer a huge selection of hilarious Christmas cards to make the season even more merry. Our shameful, over-the-top, hilarious holiday designs can be ordered individually, or in sets of 12 - if you know that many folks with a twisted sense of humor. All of our funny cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in the good ol' US of A on thick, bright, premium recycled paper. Many of our fabulous cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges, some even come jumbo sized - oh snap, size does matter after all! There are merely about 4,500 hilarious cards in the collection, from silly to slightly risque, for a plethora of everyday and seasonal occasions. We offer free first-class USPS shipping from New Jersey (hey, somebody's got to keep them in business!). Dare to laugh!
Festivus for the Rest of Us Embroidered Baseball Cap - Royal
Sporty Embroidered Design highlights this handsome 6-Panel Twill Baseball Cap. Popular cap style is a favorite of hat fans & collectors. One Size Fits Most - Easy to Adjust Velcro Back Strap
Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us
Looking to add a little bitterness to your holiday season? Then FESTIVUS is the book you cannot do without! Take Frosty out behind the woodshed and hide your menorahs, kinaras, diyas and whatevahs...the time has come for Festivus! The event celebrated by Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) on Seinfeld, in which a bare aluminum pole replaces all holiday and religious symbols, where participants compete in "feats of strength" and undertake the "airing of grievances," has transcended television to become a worldwide phenomenon. In this side-splitting romp through the Festivus landscape, Allen Salkin meets Miss Festivus, tastes Festivus beer, and ponders the Festivus snail (along with Festy the cat), showing how anyone with a little creativity-and a dash of Costanza-can celebrate a Happy Festivus!
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Seinfield Accessories - 20" Festivus Pole w/ 3 Postcards Gift Set
It's The Seinfield Accessories - 20" Festivus Pole w/ 3 Postcards Gift Set. Celebrate in style with this Festivus Desktop Pole and Greeting Card Set from Seinfeld! Now in a new and larger Size! The 20" desktop pole is made of unadorned aluminum (which enjoys a very high strength-to-weight ratio) on a simple wooden base. It comes with three 5x7" greeting cards adorned with assorted Festivus imagery. The cards are blank inside, so you can write your own message of non-commercial celebration, or simply air your grievances by mail.
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Kurt Adler 3.5" Festivus Pole Ornament
Seinfeld Festivus Pole. Makes a Classic Gift For Your Holiday Occasion.