Seinfeld / Cosmo Kramer's Impala / ASSMAN *METAL STAMPED* Vanity Prop License Plate

Seinfeld / Cosmo Kramer's Impala / ASSMAN *METAL STAMPED* Vanity Prop License Plate


The New York ASSMAN License Plate is produced as seen on Cosmo Kramer's 1973 Chevrolet Impala in the episode "The Fusilli Jerry" from the television series Seinfeld. Kramer was referred to as "Assman" in reference to the license plate the state of New York accidentally gave him in the episode "The Fusilli Jerry". Kramer spots a picture on the wall at the doctor's office portraying the doctor's boat with the name "ASSMAN" on it. Kramer asks the proctologist if his recently renewed license plates had perhaps been mixed up with someone else's and whether he is the "Assman" and the doctor winks back. From off-screen, Frank is heard saying, "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc." Each plate is brand new, made in the USA, and individually shrink-wrapped.

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Pyramid Seinfeld Kramer Wall Poster

Pyramid Seinfeld Kramer Wall Poster


Wonderful Poster from the awarding winning, hugely popular television comedy series, Seinfeld. The poster is a must have for any true fan of the show and makes a great gift.

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Seinfeld - Kramer Poster 24 x 36in

Seinfeld - Kramer Poster 24 x 36in


This versatile and affordable poster delivers sharp, clean images and a high degree of color accuracy. Your poster is printed with an offset lithography press with a coating to protect the inks.

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Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit (Miniature Editions)

Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit (Miniature Editions)


Celebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes:

  • 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
  • 5 Human Fund donation gift cards
  • 2 magnets
Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:

Button 1 "The Story of Festivus": Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!...out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!
Button 2 "The Festivus Pole": There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances": Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
Button 4 "The Feats of Strength": And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!

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Seinfeld-Kramer 3D Printing Men's Flyknit Lightweight Breathable Football Shoes 11 D(M) US White

Seinfeld-Kramer 3D Printing Men's Flyknit Lightweight Breathable Football Shoes 11 D(M) US White


Men's Seinfeld-Kramer 3D printing slip-on flyknit outdoor casual sports shoe is made of excellent materials which are Anti-bacterial, breathable and lightweight;Awesome workmanship and clean stitches;Specially desinged outsole provides extra comfort and anti-slip.If you like more customized shoes, please pay attention or email to us

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Seinfeld Rules! - The Cast of Seinfeld (George Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes & Cosmo Kramer) - Rolling Stone Magazine - #660-661 - July 8-22, 1993

Seinfeld Rules! - The Cast of Seinfeld (George Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes & Cosmo Kramer) - Rolling Stone Magazine - #660-661 - July 8-22, 1993


Fantastic Issue of Rolling Stone Magazine featuring Jason Alexander, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louise Dreyfus & Michael Richards as George Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes & Cosmo Kramer of the TV show Seinfeld on the cover.

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Seinfeld Poetry Magnet Set - Refrigerator Poetry Word Magnets

Seinfeld Poetry Magnet Set - Refrigerator Poetry Word Magnets


Perform your own stand up routine about... well, nothing, with our Seinfeld Refrigerator Poetry Magnets. With words such as "shrinkage," "Festivus," "dingo" and "Hellooooo" in your monologue, you'll be sure to have your audience in stitches (but hopefully without the Junior Mint...)

Recreate your favorite Seinfeld quotes or rearrange the huge selection of handmade magnetic words them to create new and silly phrases and rhymes!

With over 500 magnets in this set, our magnets are very similar in quality and size/style to the magnet sets that are sold in stores. They are crafted of a thick, high quality magnet, cut with a professional grade precision cutting machine, and laminated to safeguard from any Soup Nazis that may lurk around your fridge or locker. Packaged in a snazzy clear Chinese take-out style container, these magnets will surely put a smile upon your face or that of your lucky gift recipient.

Thank you so much for visiting our shop and supporting handcrafting artisans! 100% handmade by a husband/wife team with love!

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Hollywood Thread Kramerica Industries - Kramer's Iconic Fictitious Company Men's T-Shirt

Hollywood Thread Kramerica Industries - Kramer's Iconic Fictitious Company Men's T-Shirt


People might not be able to read your mind, but they can read your T-shirt! Express your inner self and impress your friends with this great new Hollywood Thread design. Built using high quality, tagless, 100% ring spun, soft, lightweight and breathable jersey cotton fabric, we have even double stitched and rib knitted around the neckband for extra comfort and durability. The front facing graphic is double pressed ensuring a long lasting awesomeness that can be worn for years without fading or peeling. Go ahead and express yourself with this awesome Hollywood Thread design today!

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